Amy Schumer Made A Promise to Her Husband IN Her Vows

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Being a standup comedian, Amy Schumer has obviously heard the one about how the moment two people get married, the woman stops delivering the oral delights…except maybe on his birthday or Valentine’s Day.

It sounds like she wanted to avoid becoming that punch line, because she made a promise to her husband on their wedding day that she would continue to perform that certain service.

On her friend Nikki Glaser’s radio show “You Up”, she said “In my vows I go, ‘But I promise I’ll keep [doing that], even though everyone tells me I won’t.”

Amy made it clear that she’s loving married life…so far.  It’s only been a few weeks, but there is one thing she’s going to miss…being a booty call.

She said, “This show is called ‘You Up’, right?  I don’t ever think I’ll get a text like that again.  You know what I mean?  And that made me really happy, but also really sad.”

You can listen here.  WARNING!!! There’s profanity.

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