Someone in Chuckey, Tennessee already put up their Halloween decorations. And they went with an old classic: A bloody pair of jeans and half a shirt sticking out from under their garage door, so it looks like someone got chopped in HALF. However, since it's mid-September and people aren't really on the lookout for Halloween decorations yet, the 911 calls have already been flowing in. The county sheriff's department posted a photo of the decoration on their Facebook page and asked people to please stop calling them about it. It's going to be a long month-and-a-half until Halloween for all of us.